Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Comments of the day

41 year old female for evaluation of vaginal discomfort.
Chief complaint: "My vagina doesn't have enough peroxidases to fight off my boyfriend's anti bacterials."

Later in the visit, in response to the question "Do you have any family history of cancer?":
"Yes. Heart cancer, blood pressure cancer and arthritis."

Huh?

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